// Polls

For dog owners (obviously)--how many times does your dog go out?

To conduct their business. On average per day 2 3 4 My dog can freely go out whenever Other

Does your dog hide toys or bones around the house?

I know that this is normal behavior for dogs but Basil's never done this before. But yesterday we gave him a new chewy bone and he keeps pushing into corners, under furniture, etc. And then he rubs his muzzle on the floor to push "dirt" on top of it.

Do you dress up your pet for Halloween?

There is something tragicomic about a dog in a sombrero. Dogs have a natural way of telegraphing self-defeat with their dumb, mournful eyes, & the addition of a well-considered costume nicely punctuates that expression of exhausted surrender. Take a square look at this boston terrier & you’ll receive its psychic communication with crystal clarity: ‘I used to run wild, and rule the earth,’ its eyes insist.

Do you think Paris Hilton uses animals as accessories?

Paris Hilton has over 6 small dogs and other numerous exotic animals within her home. Do you think she maybe uses them a bit like accessories and couldn't possibly have enough time to give them all the attention they deserve? Or do you think she simply likes animals alot and has enough money to look after them anyway?

Dogs: Male or Female?

What gender do you like most? Male. Female Both.

For dog owners: Do you let your dog kiss you on the mouth?

No! That's so gross! Once in a while.