In another blog today, we were discussing the funny things that our pets do, but I wanted to move it to a blog where we could all add to it.

My old cat, Nico, was a total weirdo. He greeted me at the door like a dog every time I came home. He used to love it whenever I put astringent on my face and would try to lick it off.

The funniest thing he did, though, was watch me in the shower. He used to jump onto the sink and then onto the wall which separated the shower from the sink. It was about 8 feet tall but didn't go all the way to the ceiling. So he'd sit up there and watch me shower. Creepy, no? He also used to always try to jump on my lap when I was on the terlet but I never let him.

He doesn't live with me anymore because after I moved out of my roommate's place and got my own place, Nico started peeing in my bed every night WHILE I WAS IN IT. So, my roommate took him and Nico's been very happy there. I miss him, though.

His favorite game was "let's knock shizz off the coffee table." Nail scissors? A pencil? The remote control? The coasters? That shizz is going DOWN.

And now I have the famous Basil. I mentioned in an earlier blog how he comforts me when I'm sad, and how he won't let me and the boyfriend cuddle without him being involved. But wait, there's more.

He picks up his toys in his mouth, then throws them using his head, then pounces on them like a kitty cat. He intentionally loses his Kong or his tennis ball under the sofa, then gets mad and yowls until we get it out. Then we toss it across the room, he brings it back to the sofa, and pushes it underneath again! Angry Mob

Whenever we come home and let him out of his crate, he runs out, jumps on us for a split second, then goes back into his crate, grabs his blanky in his mouth, and then runs around the house dragging his stinky blanky all over.

Whenever the boyfriend and I are watching TV, I sprawl out on the sofa and the BF is on the loveseat. But as soon as the BF gets up to get a drink or go to the bathroom, Basil takes his spot. I guess he likes my boyfriend's warm ass dent on the cushion. I swear to God, he does this EVERY TIME!

He chases the hell out of his tail and gets PISSED at it when he can't catch it. His bark is still very high-pitched and puppylike, but loud as hell. It's hilarious (except when it gets annoying).

When he sees us, he gets so excited and wags his tail so hard that his whole butt moves. We call him Wiggle-Butt.

And sometimes he sprawls out with his legs behind him, and then we call him Froggy-Butt. Here is Baz with Froggy Butt:

Froggy Butt!Froggy Butt!

I guess that's all I can remember for now. What are the funny, weird, and quirky stuff that YOUR pet does?

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